-How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?
A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets
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-Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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-Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
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-A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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